Cantankerous, moody and just two foot high, Moses might not be your obvious star of the stage. But when he’s performing a real time re-enactment of the last 12 hours of Moses’s life in his own inimitable style, what’s not to love? Oh, and he’s a puppet. On a table. Having an existential crisis. For 75 minutes. Intriguing, no? As Blind Summit’s “extreme puppetry” show The Table continues its run at the Soho Theatre as part of its national tour, it’s definitely time to find out why the world needs a puppet on a table. And Moses certainly isn’t shy about telling everyone why.
So Moses, how does it feel to be back in London?
I’m very excited to be back in London: that is to say I don’t have any feelings, I am a puppet, but if I had feelings, I don’t, but if I did, then they would be feelings of excitement. I would be dancing for joy. The show is going well. It is longer. And better. And longer.
And are they looking after you down at the Soho Theatre?
They keep me in a cupboard in the day but at night I go wild.
You’ve been pretty busy since you were last in London for the International Mime Festival in January. Where have you been since?
We’ve been all over the UK from Keswick to Brighton, Bristol to Colchester. And we did a week in New York and a night Bochum. Oh yes Bochum! Part of a wonderful puppet festival called Fidena.
How does it feel to be an award-winning celebrity of the stage?
I take it in my stride. It’s not all about fame and celebrity; it’s also about the parties and the girls. That’s the real stuff.
Are you jealous of all the hot young things off to lose their festival virginity in Edinburgh this summer, or are you happy to be a seasoned professional these days?
I loved Edinburgh last year. I’m going back for four nights only this year. I’m excited about it but there is nothing like the excitement of a show going better than you expect. So I think that is yes, I am a bit jealous!
Let’s get down to business. You’re back in The Table. Can you tell us more?
I can go on for hours. We were asked to bring back The Table and we wanted to keep developing it and give more people a chance to see it so we leapt at the chance! They have developed the show a lot – I have taken over basically. I do an hour now. It’s still mainly funny nonsense but we are working towards a narrative. At least I think we are – I get so distracted! Anyway the audiences are loving it and we are still working on it. It changes every night – but eventually we’ll get it right and then we will keep it the same.
You’re pretty renowned for your funky moves. Does a dance career beckon?
Yes I think so – perhaps a collaboration with Matthew Bourne? Or Stricly Come Dancing? For charity of course!
Now you can tell us: who is the mysterious woman sitting at your table?
If I told you she wouldn’t be mysterious, would she now…
After doing so much already, what could possibly be next? Am I right in thinking you’re heading for France?
We are taking The Table to France, Norway, Norfolk and Wales in the next couple of months. Then in August we go to Netherlands and in the Autumn to China, maybe. We shall see. The world needs a puppet on a table.
So what has St Etienne got in store from Moses?
Good wine, beautiful women, romance and French puppetry. I love French puppetry. It was the inspiration for my being. I wrote the show in French, then had it translated into English. I will perform it in English in France with French subtitles. I don’t speak French.
Moses, it’s been a privilege and a pleasure. Long may your table-top antics continue!
The Table continues at the Soho Theatre until Saturday 26 May and tickets and more info can be found on the theatre’s website here. The show then continues its UK tour, visiting:
5 June – Salisbury Festival,
28 June – Festspillene i Nord Norge,
30 June – Wyeside Arts Centre
9,10 July – Festival Des Sept Collines, St Etienne, France
28 July -Holt Festival
11, 12, 13, 14 August – Pleasance, Edinburgh
Image credit: Blind Summit